William Has an Apartment for Rent

🤸 About myself: I fancy myself somewhat of an unappreciated comedian so you laughing at my jokes is very very important to me. I live with my eldery 13yr old dog who's getting closer and closer to her day to go. I also have a 2 year old kitten who is kind of a bitch, but she has her moments that make up for it. I'm away from home all day Tues-Friday for work, mainly from 7-7. Once home, I prefer to cook and then kick back most of my time. As a former chef I cook alot of my meals ealier in the week in bigger batches, vacuum seal and freeze them so that I dont have to cook the test of the week. I love coming home, removing my work pants (but not my funny pants) kicking my feet up on the couch and watching some true crime or some other different type of documentary. I very rarely have visitors, maybe 1-2 a month and I am very, very 420 friendly. ⚠️ I'm very big on cleanliness & organization, I would say that I'm close to borderline OCD about it. Mainly things being picked up and put back in their places once you're done with them, no evidence of messes or spills left behind and I prefer nothing in the sink unless it's pre-soaking. The kitchen does have dishwasher as well!