Chuck Has a House for Rent

Welcome to Wiseacre, an expansive, private estate reminiscent of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin & Sammy Davis Jr.—with a dash of “Mad Men." This whimsical 4000sf Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired Mid-Century Modern home offers a relaxing retreat from the rat race (if not the rat pack). Wiseacre is a family-friendly destination, also suited for couples, individuals searching for solitude, reunions, NAVY business, work groups and those looking for a stop along the way along the east coast. All on one-level with a cavernous 650sf great room with 20-foot ceilings, newly renovated chef's kitchen, 10' dining table, wet bar, all-season porch, multiple terraces—and 3 acres of landscaped grounds surrounded on three sides by picturesque Lake Whitehurst (sublime sunrises & sunsets). We are also experienced hosting weddings & events (contact host for details). THE BIG PICTURE * Guest Bedroom A: queen bed, HDTV/cable/HBO, lake view, bottled water, black-out drapes * Guest Bedroom B: queen bed, lake view, bottled water, black-out drapes * Private Bathroom: Jack & Jill bath shared between Guest Bedrooms A&B, step-in shower, towels, blow dryer, shampoo/conditioner * Great Room: for 6+ overnight accommodations: pullout queen sofa sleeper, blow-up mattress available, half bath KITCHEN FACILITIES: gas convection range, 22 cu.ft. refrigerator, microwave, coffeemaker & Keurig, toaster, blender, air cooker, waffle iron, pots/pans, dishes, glassware, cooking utensils, cutlery. OTHER FACILITIES: plenty of private driveway parking, Wifi, keyless entry, use of gas grill, 10’ dining table & chairs, 6’ wood-burning fireplace, central AC/heat, Amazon Firestick-equipped HDTV in kitchen, iron & board, porch, patio & terrace with furniture, lawn chairs, Amazon Echo… so much more! THE FINER DETAILS * Guests are privy to 2 private bedrooms with luxurious queen-size beds, memory foam mattresses and an updated en-suite bathroom w/step-in shower. First guest room includes 55-inch HDTV/DVR/DVD & full cable/HBO. * For more than 4 guests, a queen-size pullout sofa is available in the great room. There is also a queen blow-up mattress available for an additional $10. For larger groups, it's time to get creative. There are comfy built-ins along the wall and space in the great room to... spread out. We’ve had as many as 18 sleep here! (Please discuss large groups with your host.) * Keyless entry, WiFi, a personalized guide to local activities, and morning coffee/tea make your stay all the more restful. * Amazon Echo is at home here; ask Alexa for weather, travel directions, news, and listen to music via Pandora, iHeart, Spotify and Amazon Prime. * Smart TV in the Guest Room A with cable, HBO, DVR. Second Smart TV in the kitchen with connectivity via Amazon Firestick and all other subscription services and mobile connects. * Also: Multiple terraces w/seating and vistas of spectacular sunrises & sunsets on the lake, hammock, fishing, baby grand piano, and plenty of safe parking. PET POLICY Wiseacre is pleased to test out a "welcome" dog policy in 2018—within governance. First, s/he is regarded as any other guest: Guests MUST book your pet at the same rate as any adult or child! 30-pound limit. Dog must be truly house-trained and socialized (to be kind to 2yo Cavalier King Charles resident Charlotte). IMPORTANT STUFF ---> Any EVENT with more than SIX hosted at the home must ABSOLUTELY be discussed with your host in advance. No visitors to the home other than those booked, without discussing with the host. ---> PLEASE NOTE: Your host is on premises during your stay. I am a full-time work-at-home journalist, and spend days in the back office. Consider this your private getaway... with a butler present. Wiseacre is 5 minutes from the Chesapeake Bay, Norfolk Botanical Garden and Norfolk International Airport. The Virginia Beach oceanfront & boardwalk are an easy 15-minute drive. Downtown Norfolk is 12 minutes on I-64. Busch Gardens and Williamsburg are an hour away. Enjoy the best of both worlds: serenity on-site & all conveniences minutes away. Welcome to Hampton Roads... and Wiseacre! * Please see our 160+ reviews on Airbnb! ADDITIONAL GOODIES *Local restaurants, taverns, groceries, gas, museums, shopping within minutes. Lots of suggestions on-site. * High-speed Internet: Password shared upon arrival. * Keyless entry, with a personalized 4-digit code. * Towels & Linens provided. Shampoo, blow dryer, iron at hand. * Coffee & Tea: And lots of it. * Parking: Private driveway. * Sweet 1.5yo Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Charlotte is your co-host, who looks forward to meeting you. She spends 99% of her time with me in my office, and will grant you privacy—or love.